Front Page NewYork Post tonight

Type4_PTS

Type4_PTS

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Enthetan said:
Karen is quoted and pictured in the article
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This was one of the best articles about Miscavige ever in the mainstream media. :thumbsup:

I loved this quote from @Karen#1 :D
De la Carriere said Miscavige is his own worst enemy.

“He is so paranoid,” she told The Post. “He sees the FBI in his soup. He expects a bullet in his chest by someone somewhere so he has an entourage like a third world dictator. He doesn’t make a move without his security entourage. He has a very grandiose image of himself.”
 
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mimsey borogrove

mimsey borogrove

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My favorite part which will strum the heartstrings of America - Mimsey

Ortega recenly reported that, when Shelly lived with David on Sublett Road in Gilman Hot Springs, home of Gold Base, Scientology’s massive international headquarters 80 miles east of LA, she always had four or five beagles.

After Shelly vanished from public view in 2007, the dogs were still living there and cared for by Scientologist crew members. A former Scientologist familiar with the situation said life must be very tough for Shelly without her dogs.

“”I’m sure she was devastated,” the source told Ortega. “She was crazy about animals and nature. She preferred animals to people.”
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HelluvaHoax!

HelluvaHoax!

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I guess COB's "tone 40 postulates", "OT Powers" and mastery of LRH Public Relations "technology" was not enough to prevent the mainstream media "DBs" from publicly dead-agenting and humiliating him.

Is it okay to daydream a little?

SCENARIO: I just won the LOTTO and dedicated $5M to offer any process server in the world who can locate and serve Miscavige. But not just for one (1) lawsuit. . .​
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PROMOTIONAL STRATEGY: A one-minute long commercial spot is purchased during the SuperBowl. The advertisement begins with Led Zepplin's "Whole Lotta Love" blasting as a rapid-fire montage of process servers chase Miscavige down city streets, thru jungles, on boats and across deserts where he is hiding. The screen keeps flashing a golden glowing headline that reads "WHOLE LOTTO BUCKS!" as the voice-over explains that whoever can find and serve COB wins at least $5,000,000! However, the pot keeps growing every time a law firm signs onto the manhunt with another $100,000 retainer fee, so that the international team of process servers dump ALL OF THE LAW SUITS on Miscavige when they find him. It is projected that with all the plaintiffs and law firms that would end up participating, the lotto prize would grow to $25M or more within the first year.​
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AFFILIATE PARTICIPATION: Naturally all armchair detectives on this planet are also enlisted in the manhunt, and anyone providing clues that lead to Miscavige being served is entitled to a 10% FSM ("Felonious Scientology Manhunt") commission.​

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Helena Handbasket

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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I guess COB's "tone 40 postulates", "OT Powers" and mastery of LRH Public Relations "technology" was not enough to prevent the mainstream media "DBs" from publicly dead-agenting and humiliating him.

Is it okay to daydream a little?

SCENARIO: I just won the LOTTO and dedicated $5M to offer any process server in the world who can locate and serve Miscavige. But not just for one (1) lawsuit. . .​
​
PROMOTIONAL STRATEGY: A one-minute long commercial spot is purchased during the SuperBowl. The advertisement begins with Led Zepplin's "Whole Lotta Love" blasting as a rapid-fire montage of process servers chase Miscavige down city streets, thru jungles, on boats and across deserts where he is hiding. The screen keeps flashing a golden glowing headline that reads "WHOLE LOTTO BUCKS!" as the voice-over explains that whoever can find and serve COB wins at least $5,000,000! However, the pot keeps growing every time a law firm signs onto the manhunt with another $100,000 retainer fee, so that the international team of process servers dump ALL OF THE LAW SUITS on Miscavige when they find him. It is projected that with all the plaintiffs and law firms that would end up participating, the lotto prize would grow to $25M or more within the first year.​
​
AFFILIATE PARTICIPATION: Naturally all armchair detectives on this planet are also enlisted in the manhunt, and anyone providing clues that lead to Miscavige being served is entitled to a 10% FSM ("Felonious Scientology Manhunt") commission.​

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To steal a thought from another thread I've just posted on, maybe he could hide from the process servers by having a sex change. That would help him avoid being served. :LOL:

Helena
 
mimsey borogrove

mimsey borogrove

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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I guess COB's "tone 40 postulates", "OT Powers" and mastery of LRH Public Relations "technology" was not enough to prevent the mainstream media "DBs" from publicly dead-agenting and humiliating him.

Is it okay to daydream a little?

SCENARIO: I just won the LOTTO and dedicated $5M to offer any process server in the world who can locate and serve Miscavige. But not just for one (1) lawsuit. . .​
​
PROMOTIONAL STRATEGY: A one-minute long commercial spot is purchased during the SuperBowl. The advertisement begins with Led Zepplin's "Whole Lotta Love" blasting as a rapid-fire montage of process servers chase Miscavige down city streets, thru jungles, on boats and across deserts where he is hiding. The screen keeps flashing a golden glowing headline that reads "WHOLE LOTTO BUCKS!" as the voice-over explains that whoever can find and serve COB wins at least $5,000,000! However, the pot keeps growing every time a law firm signs onto the manhunt with another $100,000 retainer fee, so that the international team of process servers dump ALL OF THE LAW SUITS on Miscavige when they find him. It is projected that with all the plaintiffs and law firms that would end up participating, the lotto prize would grow to $25M or more within the first year.​
​
AFFILIATE PARTICIPATION: Naturally all armchair detectives on this planet are also enlisted in the manhunt, and anyone providing clues that lead to Miscavige being served is entitled to a 10% FSM ("Felonious Scientology Manhunt") commission.​

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"you need cooling - I ain't fooling.... i wanna whole lotta bucks" inspired HH. One of your best. Mimsey
 
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