Embarrassment

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
I actually was berated by the ASHO MAA for being a "closet Scientologist", because I didn't reveal my religion to co-workers.
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LOL, unreal!

Yeah, having a Scientology work history always looks good on a job application:


EMPLOYER
So what were you doing during those two missing years?

APPLICANT
I'm so happy you asked me that. I am very proud to let you know
that I was in a fanatical paramilitary cult run by a sociopathic con man.
Our goal was to conquer the earth and then imprison, destroy and/or
murder any non-Scientologists who disagreed with us.

EMPLOYER
Wow! When can you start?

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