BIG BIG BIG **** BIG BIG BIG **** NEWS!!!!!!!!

Karen#1

Well-known member

Surely, the ALL CAPS, asterisks, exclamation points and misspelled word signifies the announcement that the planet has been cleared?


At least ideal Southern California?


Or even just The Valley?


After all, the magnitude of this news is no exageration [sic]…


Alas, the 6X big news is that you can win and be awarded by handing us your money. Woohoo. What a thrill. You hand over the cash and we will not only “award” you, we will tell you that your money is worth twice as much, so you can be twice as proud! You get a $20,000 certificate and you only have to give us $10,000. Who could resist a deal like that!
 
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