21 Years Leave of Absence after Death to return to the Billion year contract

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
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Would it even be possible to explain "MONEY PROCESSING"
to a non-Scientologist so that they didn't look at you with a barely
concealed look of horror as they backed away towards the door?

For those who never saw it, imagine that you walk into a
room and adults are squealing with euphoric excitement
as they throw fistfuls of dollars bills into the air.

Yes, that's part of the "advanced technology" that is
so vital to the future of the planet that the tech
describing how to throw money in the air
is buried for safekeeping in an underground
mountain vault. So that after there is a
nuclear holocaust on Earth, cavemen a
few hundred thousand years in the future
can accidentally stumble on Ron's money

tech and begin throwing cash into the air.



I remember the stupid "Money Processing". They'd bring in sacks of cash and everybody would get to throw it around. Wheee!
:thewave:
And then they'd keep everybody in the room until they accounted for every single bill -- reversing any "havingness" they might have created.
:roflmao:
That's what I called "magical Scientology thinking". When they had actual problems that required serious solutions, Scientologists instead rely on "magical Scientology thinking" to "solve" their problems.

"Money Processing" :thumbsup:

LOL!

Money Processing should not be criticized, it was a vital and fundamental R&D event that increased Scientologists' HAVINGNESS by getting them to reach & withdraw from MEST money.

Had it not been for the technical advance of throwing dollar bills in the air, the later billion dollar real estate breakthroughs would not have been possible. Scientology public observing staff throwing the money around were likewise inspired to throw their own money all over the place while line charging.

It's now 2019 and the money tech has advanced to supersonic speeds, just like a cartoon graphic of a golden glowing rocket ship hurtling through intergalactic space. I have mentioned this before but it bears repeating! The new technology to "rocket the being's havingness" is infinitely more precise and effective, with a single auditing command:

"Look around your wallet and find something I could have."

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F.Bullbait

Wise Guy
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Would it even be possible to explain "MONEY PROCESSING"
to a non-Scientologist so that they didn't look at you with a barely
concealed look of horror as they backed away towards the door?

For those who never saw it, imagine that you walk into a
room and adults are squealing with euphoric excitement
as they throw fistfuls of dollars bills into the air.

Yes, that's part of the "advanced technology" that is
so vital to the future of the planet that the tech
describing how to throw money in the air
is buried for safekeeping in an underground
mountain vault. So that after there is a
nuclear holocaust on Earth, cavemen a
few hundred thousand years in the future
can accidentally stumble on Ron's money

tech and begin throwing cash into the air.






LOL!

Money Processing should not be criticized, it was a vital and fundamental R&D event that increased Scientologists' HAVINGNESS by getting them to reach & withdraw from MEST money.

Had it not been for the technical advance of throwing dollar bills in the air, the later billion dollar real estate breakthroughs would not have been possible. Scientology public observing staff throwing the money around were likewise inspired to throw their own money all over the place while line charging.

It's now 2019 and the money tech has advanced to supersonic speeds, just like a cartoon graphic of a golden glowing rocket ship hurtling through intergalactic space. I have mentioned this before but it bears repeating! The new technology to "rocket the being's havingness" is infinitely more precise and effective, with a single auditing command:

"Look around your wallet and find something I could have."

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Cavemen would no doubt find a better use for Ron's money stash..

 

Karakorum

Ron is the source that will lead you to grief
I would love to have a "nuremberg trial" for those evil bastards and see them hung in front of the victims still alive who were harmed
If we followed your idea, I would pretty much have to hang myself in front of myself. It'd be weird.
He's overdue on his 21 year LOA. when will they put out a "blown" declare?
With his amazing knowledge and engineering skills, he might have gone to the implant station and then re-wired it so that it now plays porn movies. Guess he might be sitting there just watching stuff, give the guy a brake.
 

Isaac

Well-known member
If we followed your idea, I would pretty much have to hang myself in front of myself. It'd be weird.

With his amazing knowledge and engineering skills, he might have gone to the implant station and then re-wired it so that it now plays porn movies. Guess he might be sitting there just watching stuff, give the guy a brake.
Oh... do tell Karakorum... do tell :drama:
No need to hang yourself
You seem to be making up the damage and owning it just fine

I am curious though
What did we do that made you wonder whether or not we knew?:unsure:
and who here missed it?
then how did you jusify those overt acts

oh, by the way, you have an MU on brake so find a twin, M-9 and M-3 all spellings and definitions of brake and break using them in sentences until you have a major stable win
Clay demo it too
then
write up your wins &
please share them here

Just joking and degrading about how stupid we all were to ever go along with any of this shitola

No doubt
Hubbard was a knob
 
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Isaac

Well-known member
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Would it even be possible to explain "MONEY PROCESSING"
to a non-Scientologist so that they didn't look at you with a barely
concealed look of horror as they backed away towards the door?

For those who never saw it, imagine that you walk into a
room and adults are squealing with euphoric excitement
as they throw fistfuls of dollars bills into the air.

Yes, that's part of the "advanced technology" that is
so vital to the future of the planet that the tech
describing how to throw money in the air
is buried for safekeeping in an underground
mountain vault. So that after there is a
nuclear holocaust on Earth, cavemen a
few hundred thousand years in the future
can accidentally stumble on Ron's money

tech and begin throwing cash into the air.






LOL!

Money Processing should not be criticized, it was a vital and fundamental R&D event that increased Scientologists' HAVINGNESS by getting them to reach & withdraw from MEST money.

Had it not been for the technical advance of throwing dollar bills in the air, the later billion dollar real estate breakthroughs would not have been possible. Scientology public observing staff throwing the money around were likewise inspired to throw their own money all over the place while line charging.

It's now 2019 and the money tech has advanced to supersonic speeds, just like a cartoon graphic of a golden glowing rocket ship hurtling through intergalactic space. I have mentioned this before but it bears repeating! The new technology to "rocket the being's havingness" is infinitely more precise and effective, with a single auditing command:

"Look around your wallet and find something I could have."

.
A little missed backstory

The vacuum at the other end of the table was cropped out of the photo

It was being held by the registrar who was in lower conditions and had to come up with a plan to get stats up
so he wrote up a KR on the gal seen in the photo throwing all the $$$$ bills around the room

the bills of cash $$$ were lent to her from course supervisor who never got them back - the registrar sucked them up with a vacuum cleaner and told course sup it was in the best interest of his 8 dynamics

when questioned about the incident during a metered Joh-Burg Security Sex Check on the cans afterwards, he passed so it was all scientologically ethical and approved by his senior and Continental Justice Cheif, Mike Ellis

the registrar however, was found guilty of masterbating excessively in the mens room on staff break and will be doing an amends project later to make up the damage to scientology for not clearing the planet during his break time....the namby pamby panty waist dilletant

previously, the gal was all HE&Ring and nattery about Scientology taking all of her money for nothing in return
so the E/O suggested she do this proooocess.

Its like magic
Scientology worked

The gal was VGI's and signed up for Scientology course, " Who to Trust " and stats went up $50 for the week, borrowing the money from the registrar, who felt guilty first tattling on her then manipulating her into taking the course so his stats could go up and he could eat ramen noodles that week

See - Scientology works when stand application is upheld and properly applied

The gal, course sup, the registrar, EO and the org therefore mankind on this planet were all saved by Scientololgy using standard tech exclusively developed by L Ron Hubbard

lets all bow our heaads and thank the good overlord xenu that the registrar will get the appropriate help from Scientology to fuck up his libido for eternity and not waste precious time choking his chicken when he could be saving the planet

Three hip-hip hoorays to L Ron

Its all so theta
 
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Karakorum

Ron is the source that will lead you to grief
oh, by the way, you have an MU on brake so find a twin, M-9 and M-3 all spellings and definitions of brake and break using them in sentences until you have a major stable win
Yes, and I have the perfect twin. It is my autocorrect, he also seems to have the same MU.
 
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