HelluvaHoax!
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LOL!
Money Processing should not be criticized, it was a vital and fundamental R&D event that increased Scientologists' HAVINGNESS by getting them to reach & withdraw from MEST money.
Had it not been for the technical advance of throwing dollar bills in the air, the later billion dollar real estate breakthroughs would not have been possible. Scientology public observing staff throwing the money around were likewise inspired to throw their own money all over the place while line charging.
It's now 2019 and the money tech has advanced to supersonic speeds, just like a cartoon graphic of a golden glowing rocket ship hurtling through intergalactic space. I have mentioned this before but it bears repeating! The new technology to "rocket the being's havingness" is infinitely more precise and effective, with a single auditing command:
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Would it even be possible to explain "MONEY PROCESSING"
to a non-Scientologist so that they didn't look at you with a barely
concealed look of horror as they backed away towards the door?
For those who never saw it, imagine that you walk into a
room and adults are squealing with euphoric excitement
as they throw fistfuls of dollars bills into the air.
Yes, that's part of the "advanced technology" that is
so vital to the future of the planet that the tech
describing how to throw money in the air
is buried for safekeeping in an underground
mountain vault. So that after there is a
nuclear holocaust on Earth, cavemen a
few hundred thousand years in the future
can accidentally stumble on Ron's money
tech and begin throwing cash into the air.
to a non-Scientologist so that they didn't look at you with a barely
concealed look of horror as they backed away towards the door?
For those who never saw it, imagine that you walk into a
room and adults are squealing with euphoric excitement
as they throw fistfuls of dollars bills into the air.
Yes, that's part of the "advanced technology" that is
so vital to the future of the planet that the tech
describing how to throw money in the air
is buried for safekeeping in an underground
mountain vault. So that after there is a
nuclear holocaust on Earth, cavemen a
few hundred thousand years in the future
can accidentally stumble on Ron's money
tech and begin throwing cash into the air.
I remember the stupid "Money Processing". They'd bring in sacks of cash and everybody would get to throw it around. Wheee!
And then they'd keep everybody in the room until they accounted for every single bill -- reversing any "havingness" they might have created.
That's what I called "magical Scientology thinking". When they had actual problems that required serious solutions, Scientologists instead rely on "magical Scientology thinking" to "solve" their problems.
"Money Processing"
LOL!
Money Processing should not be criticized, it was a vital and fundamental R&D event that increased Scientologists' HAVINGNESS by getting them to reach & withdraw from MEST money.
Had it not been for the technical advance of throwing dollar bills in the air, the later billion dollar real estate breakthroughs would not have been possible. Scientology public observing staff throwing the money around were likewise inspired to throw their own money all over the place while line charging.
It's now 2019 and the money tech has advanced to supersonic speeds, just like a cartoon graphic of a golden glowing rocket ship hurtling through intergalactic space. I have mentioned this before but it bears repeating! The new technology to "rocket the being's havingness" is infinitely more precise and effective, with a single auditing command:
"Look around your wallet and find something I could have."
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