Stiff Member? Oh, that's just a typo. I heard Bart Simpson 'phoned Mo's bar asking for you the other day. :D
Oh, welcome to ESMB2 by the way, I hope you enjoy your stay.
Indeed!
I was very lucky, I inherited a whole cupboard with many shelves stuffed full of books belonging to my older brother when I was young, and I developed a love for reading from those. Æsop's Fables, Tom Brown's Schooldays, Treasure Island, Gulliver's Travels, The Prisoner of Zenda, The...
What surprises me is the way that 'the kids' here are speaking. A lot of them, predominately white kids from working class backgrounds, have developed this peculiar affectation when they talk, and they sound (to me) something like the way black kids from south London speak. Strange.
As far as...
Thank you my dear, I'm glad to hear that you were keeping the show on the road while I was off in the land of nod.
In truth, the standard of spelling and grammar among the inmates of this particular asylum is remarkably good, (yes, I know that we've all got spellcheckers) but if you ever read...
Many thanks to Emma, P&B and donor/s for keeping the show on the road. I know I would have resorted to hard drugs and excessive self-abuse if this had not happened. :D