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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Imagine for a moment that... Hubbard's tech had worked and ordinary homo sapiens ("DBs") evolved upward to the advanced state of homo novis. And this spread like wildfire to the animal kingdom where ordinary chimpanzees began evolving upward to the advanced state of homo sapiens! It...
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . There is another discussion thread on ESMB entitled: People who go nuts after having been declared a Suppressive Person This inspires the possibility for other related new threads, such as. . . Humans who go nuts after having been declared a DB (i.e. Human) upon their first visit to a...
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Reyne Mayer posted these two (2) photos. . . - - - - - There are just sooooooo many things wrong at sooooooo many levels with both of those freakin' creepfest photos! Don't make me come down there! * * down there: whichever mest-universe, dive-bar-esque slave-planet you're down...
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . ANSWER: Because "utterly destroying" DBs/SPs/Squirrels is not outside of any Scientology service. By all reasonable measures and metrics, delivering Fair Game is in fact a priceless Scientology religious service. It serves to engage the "gradients of ethics" in order to exert more...
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . INGENIOUS "RELIGIOUS ANGLE" GIMMICK PREVENTS VICTIMS OF SCIENTOLOGY'S HARASSMENT, FRAUD, STALKING, TERRORISM & RAPE FROM SUING THE CULT There are multiple other discussion threads on ESMB detailing the serial rape trials (criminal AND civil) of indicted serial rapist and Scientology celebrity...
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    As long as Reyne mentioned (above) Dr. Hubbard's early years when he was doing R&D on mystically esoteric projects (e.g. "Babalon Working"), I'll include the following: photo source link During that period Ron was researching advanced Yoga positions that transcended the limited case gain...
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . . Well, finding the perfectly configured gestures/incantation to conjure a "magical spell" is worth the effort, is it not? Even if it takes decades, one then has the proverbial magic lantern and everything one could ever wish for! It all falls under the general heading of mystical...
  8. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . I don't know if Scientologists are actually as concerned about the luxuriousness of the MEST inside the org as it appears. I have a different take. . . What I think happened is that the Commodore made a monumental discovery that the tech (being so powerful) was also very sensitive, just...
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . quoted by VEDA "The bulk of your PTSes may very well be PTS to a class, the middle class, of which their particular SP is simply a member. Few of them realize this or even that the middle class (bourgeoisie) ARE very suppressive to anyone who tries to do something in the world besides support...
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Scientology is. . . ONE planet. ONE chance. ONE purpose. ONE sacred set of spiritual soupcans. ONE cosmically comical cult crusader in a combat costume. ONE tech estimate of ONE million dollars. ONE ingratiatingly grifty tone level (one-one). .
  11. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    PART II: Ideal Mark Donates Another Million Dollars In all fairness, there are always two (2) sides to every story. . . On the positive side, there must be some gain or benefit or upside or win to this story of Scientologists donating millions to a hoax. I think the clue was right there...
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . LINK TO FULL ARTICLE AT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKER LINK TO DISCUSSON THREAD ON ESMB - - - IDEAL SCIENTOLOGISTS DONATE THE IDEAL SUM OF 1,000,000 IDEAL DOLLARS TO IDEALLY MAKE EVERYTHING IDEAL! I used to think the stupidity of Hubbardites donating fortunes to a criminally avaricious cult...
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Nice! That's a whole lotta deep-dive data on Scientology's connection to the Hippie world! There are remarkable similarities and parallels between the Church of Scientology and the Hippie-ology. First of all, both are cosmic religious organizations that each do a lot of recruiting. Very...
  14. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . I seem to recall when I was a wee lil' youngster I actually sent away for one of the Rosicrucian's offerings under a banner headline guaranteeing "COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS". .
  15. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Okay, sir, I am sensing that you are not a big fan of the "KNOW YOURSELF--KNOW LIFE!" campaign. If that doesn't help you decide that you are a Scientologist, we have other campaign slogans sir. Let's work together and find the one that most indicates to you. . . Now, we've got this...
  16. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . Perfection! Scientologists are allowed to donate to Scientology, disseminate Scientology and write wins about Scientology—just not to find out about Scientology. . .
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Once upon a time the miraculously messianic moviestar Tom Cruise asked the enthralled Scientologists listening to his KSW speech a question with intensely deep-penetrating TR-O: "So, whadya say, are we going to clean this place up?" I say this in response—A big resounding "Yes!" YES TOM...
  18. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . PART III: SIGNS ON A BUS WHO KNEW?! WHO KNEW THAT THE KEY TO SALVATION AND THE SECRET TO REGAINING ONES "ETERNITY" COULD BE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF A BUS?! Reminds me of the lyrics of Joan Osborne's Christian pop song "One Of Us". . . What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of...
  19. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . PART II: SIGNS ON A BUS . FREE INTRODUCTORY TRANSLATION FROM CULT-SPEAK TO ENGLISH KNOW YOURSELF. KNOW LIFE. KNOW YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE. KNOW HOW TO USE OVERDRAFT PROTECTION. .
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