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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    And why is the lighting awful and the props of sucky quality and cringy?
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    A more appropriate slogan would be: "Scientologists Are Here. Hide yourself, your children, your friends, your neighbors, your relatives, and human kind."
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    That has got to be the best concise consolidation of what the cult is really all about. I feel free!
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    HH, you're slaying me with those last few posts. :LOL:Great way to start my day.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Are we "brothers in Xenu" then?
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Is "LRHd" similar to "PDHd"? E.g. "I took a course in scientology and got LRHd." Or "I went to the ethics Officer and she LRHd" me with conditions. Or, "After pulling an all nighter with the reg I became LRHd and went bankrupt."
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Where is the nearest L. Don Hubbard gift shop? I really want to purchase one of those inspirational groovy "Five Fugazi Factors" wall plaques to display above my toilet.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    That signature looks awfully sloppy and/or counterfeit. Or maybe Ron signed the book after his first stroke or while he was on a drug bender.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I was able to finally escape scientology because I squirreled and created my very own process: "Think of a way to leave scientology. Good! Think of another way to leave scientology. Thank you!" Repeat until the EP of actually walking out the door and never returning manifests. It really works...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Dear Helluvahoax, I've been pondering about Don Hubbard's full name. Does Don also have an initial prefixed to his name like L. Ron does? L Don Hubbard? or Don L. Hubbard? If so what does the 'L' stand for?
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    So, like, if I wanna do some futuristic OT level that requires a Bluebird Motor Home to do it in do I need to also buy a spare Bluebird Motor Home as a back up?
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Oooooh! The gravitas! I'm impressed!
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Those last two letters are hilarious. So out of touch and stupid. Maybe repost them to the "Mainly Cartoons" thread.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Holy Phuck! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks for the huge endorphin release!
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    The BS OT1 process was similar to the process I did from the stupidly named Sunshine Rundown. I think it was done immediately after I did the BS Rundown DCSI (Dianetic Clear Special Intensive) around 1984. I think I paid the highway robbery sum of $750 to walk around the neighborhood solo and...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    No wonder. Farts are far more interesting and even hilarious in some cases compared to Die-a-netics.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    IF L. RON HUBBARD OR DAVID MISCAVIGE OR TOM CRUISE OR ANY SUPER SCIENTOLOGY VIP OR CELEBRITY WERE TO GIVE A SPEECH AT A HUGE INTERNATIONAL EVENT---AND THEY TOLD THE SCIENTOLOGY JOKE, THE MANY THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE WOULD JOYFULLY AND KNOWINGLY LAUGH WHEN THEY HEARD THE POWER PUNCHLINE AND THE...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Darn! I couldn't find the full article at CNN Breaking News. Was it taken down?
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Oh my, those were good times back on the old ESMB J&Ding Dingaling's fluttering eye issue. I remarked that it looked like she was having a seizure.
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    That still image of his rotting teeth conjures up the image of the Alien with it's scary teeth (the movie with Sigourney Weaver).
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