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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    Alanzo

    I wondered who would bother writing a puff piece on the noted liar, troll and OSA shill Alanzo. He's been banned from virtually every place he has ever spread his toxic hate crusade, propaganda and gaslighting. Permanently banned on multiple occasions on this discussion forum alone! So what...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    . "I wanna git sum bitches. Where da club at-yo?" REVIEW OF VIDEO "hilarious mojo, ho-ho-ho chuckled like a mofo, hoe-hoe-hoe laughed so loud-yo neighbors called the po-po" - Don Hubbard, rapper & author of the bestseller "I got 99 PTPs, but a BT ain't one"
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . 2nd attempt at reducing all conversations Scientologists have with Wogs to their irreducible minimum. HOMO NOVIS Hello! I'm a Scientologist. I'd like to give you an r-factor--you really suck. HOMO SAPIENS WTF?! You don't know me-- why are you insulting me? HOMO NOVIS It's nothing...
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Once upon a time (1938) L. Ron Hubbard had a transcendental "near death" vision (during a dental operation) where he was enlightened and provided the ONE WORD explanation to all of life in this universe. The magic word that he brought back to the physical realm with him was the one word...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    Thanks! I remember in the 70s when Hubbard ordered everyone to drop what they were doing and instantly do the MINISTER'S COURSE, which consisted mainly of reading a little paperback book listing the world's "great" religions other than Scientology. In retrospect, I think it was appropriate...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    . Respectfully, I don't think that is necessarily true. Have you read "The Factors" by Filbert? I highly recommend it to serious scholars of the tech. I personally became a big proponent of Filbert just by glancing at one of his basic books, which graphically, scientifically and quite...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . from another thread discussing the various classifications of beings from OTs to DBs to BTs to SPs . . I would suggest that many upper-level Scientologists are already quite familiar with that tech and have a high level of certainty that it really works! Personally, I get major stable...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    . . . I would suggest that many upper-level Scientologists are extremely familiar with that tech and have a high level of certainty that it really works! Personally, I get wins from that tech virtually every day when I am studying and insouciantly moving around the identical assortment of...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    / KOAN DU JOUR Why do Scientology tech trolls always end up handling SPs by shattering themselves? . .
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    ... Unbelievable. What a cringefest! I believe you but...I now have a masochistically morbid need to know if Heber or anyone else actually dressed up in a CARDINAL costume? LOL! HELLO! My name is Trevor and I am the CARDINAL OF SCIENTOLOGY. I am here at the org on a very special mission...
  11. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . The term "TOTAL FREEDOM" is a marketing contrivance with no corresponding product that can be delivered--by reason of the fact that no such products were ever once produced. Scientology is, essentially, wall-to-wall marketing gimmicks. That's what Scientology does---it sells words. That...
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    Total freedom

    The term "TOTAL FREEDOM" is a marketing contrivance with no corresponding product that can be delivered--by reason of the fact that no such products were ever once produced. Scientology is, essentially, wall-to-wall marketing gimmicks. That's what Scientology does---it sells words. Some...
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . - PART 3 - HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES when the hunter becomes the hunted SO, DID "PROJECT CELEBRITY" WORK? That depends on which era is considered. First 20 years (1955-1975): (see PART 1) Next 25 years (1975-2000): (see PART 2) Third 25 years (2000-2025): Alas, brothers and...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . - PART 2 - HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES when the hunter becomes the hunted SO, DID "PROJECT CELEBRITY" WORK? That depends on which era is considered. First 20 years (1955-1975): (see PART 1) Next 25 years (1975-2000): The Golden Age of Miraculously Messianic Moviestars! Finally...
  15. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .PART I nominated for your consideration to be inducted into the hall of fame for Scientology's Stupidest Moments HUNTING SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES when the hunter becomes the hunted ORIGINS OF THE CELEBRITY SAFARI: As early as 1955 L. Ron Hubbard went hunting for the most famous "game"...
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    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . . That intriguing concept could be the subject of an entire book, named: WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS SECRETLY SAY TO EACH OTHER! (that's not contained in any Scientology books, levels or courses) What I am talking about, of course, is the secret world of Scientology beliefs where truly wacky...
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    VIDEOS: Scientology Evangelized (Satire????) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    He seems to have a passing knowledge of Scientology and some misc. collectibles on his shelves. First impression was that maybe he bought those on e-bay. Or maybe he was in Scientology for a short time? No clue. But then. . . ...he speaks about "CLUSTERS OF BPs". Whutttttttttttttttttt...
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    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    . . ANSWER: Because the thread is fun, entertaining, illuminating and people are enjoying it. It's one of the more lively and active conversations on the entire board---this is a good thing, no? PRO TIP: If you don't like this thread why don't you start your own thread and show by example...
  19. HelluvaHoax!

    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    OMG, lol lol lol lol. I am so confused on this thread. I can't tell if people are joking or not about this cardinal thing!!! I'm almost afraid to ask. Was that a joke that Heber was a Cardinal? If true, that gives me the Heeber Jeebies! lol .
  20. HelluvaHoax!

    New OT levels vs Original OT levels

    . . That intriguing concept could be the subject of an entire book, named: WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS SECRETLY SAY TO EACH OTHER! (that's not contained in any Scientology books or courses) What I am talking about, of course, is the secret world of Scientology beliefs where truly wacky ideas virally...
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