Protecting the Two Biggest Beings in the Universe From Coronavirus: David Miscavige and Tom Cruise Jet Off to Scientology’s Trementina Base

Karen#1

Well-known member

EXCERPT from blog:
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders departed for Scientology’s remote Trementina Base for an indefinite duration.

“We had to remove all of Mr. Hubbard’s scriptures on metal plates from the underground vault to make room for COB and TC and their entourage,” said Ken Delusion.
 

Harold#1

A VERY STABLE SUPER GENIUS!!

EXCERPT from blog:
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders departed for Scientology’s remote Trementina Base for an indefinite duration.

“We had to remove all of Mr. Hubbard’s scriptures on metal plates from the underground vault to make room for COB and TC and their entourage,” said Ken Delusion.
It wouldn't surprise me if isolating them and other Scientology VIPs from disease and other perceived dangers is one of the reasons they created that place. It would explain this building that looks like a small luxury hotel:

Uninhibited: No people were observed on the grounds of the remote Scientology base, with only a dog walking around
 

lotus

Gone away from madness!

EXCERPT from blog:
David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders departed for Scientology’s remote Trementina Base for an indefinite duration.

“We had to remove all of Mr. Hubbard’s scriptures on metal plates from the underground vault to make room for COB and TC and their entourage,” said Ken Delusion.
Trementia???

Ah well,

CSOTB
 

Dotey OT

Re-Membered
I could just see it now, those two losers locked deep in the vaults. Someone says "hey, we could leave those jokers in there and split." Then TC and DMisc will be trapped forever in a Twilight Zone episode. Cue Rod Serling :

"Presented for your approval. Two overly ambitious type A narcissists, sadly sycophantic to each other, find themselves trapped under the desert, as all communication lines to the surface have been cut. They find themselves talking about how their lives might have been, and all their conquests and failures. Acting out as characters in TC movies, DMisc finds a suit perfectly tailored for him to act out Dustin Hoffman's role in "Rainman", while TC finds a lovely dress to be Goose's wife Meg Ryan's character, where TC yells out to DMisc "take me to bed or lose me forever!!", both men find they have a special bond. Especially because they mixed up the super glue with the KY jelly. Now they find themselves trapped in, The Twilight Zone!"
 

Dotey OT

Re-Membered
And where Dmisc can be heard at night yelling "Ten minutes to Wapner, ten minutes to Wapner, ten minutes to Wapner!!!"
 

lotus

Gone away from madness!
It just came to my mind that Flag will certainly be hit hard since their public are all foreigners, both from Asia and Europe.

What will happen is that people will be on pts watch and any symptoms of a virus will be hidden Rom public health authorities but handled with ethics and low condition assignments .

Also, the lack of hygiene, soap, toilet paper, the promiscuity in large dorms, the lack of knowledge and competency in handling such issues and quarantaine will make Flag a real threat to the elders of Clearwater.

Since frontiers are now closed, I guess the GI will drop very low and some heads will be put on a pike and SPs thrown in the RPF.. Get prepared to be reg by phone..

Well, this is the best opportunity to display OT powertz and responsibility for the planet...
 
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Karen#1

Well-known member
It just came to my mind that Flag will certainly be hit hard since their public are all foreigners, both from Asia and Europe.

What will happens is that people will be on pts watch and any symptoms of a virus will be hidden Rom public health authorities but handled with ethics and low condition assignments .

Also, the lack of hygiene, soap, toilet paper, the promiscuity in large dorms, the lack of knowledge and competency in handling such issues and quarantaine will make Flag a real threat to the elders of Clearwater.

Since frontiers are now closed, I guess the GI will drop very low and some heads will be put on a pike and SPs thrown in the RPF.. Get prepared to be reg by phone..

Well, this is the best opportunity to display OT powertz and responsibility for the planet...
It was leaked to me that the H1N1 virus swept through the Sea Org in vast numbers, but it was all hidden and

Never reported to the CDC.

They handled it "INTERNALLY"
Is that even legal ?

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May 19, 2019 - H1N1 flu is also known as swine flu. It's called swine flu because in the past, the people who caught it had direct contact with pigs. That changed several years ago, when a new virus emerged that spread among people who hadn't been near pigs. ... Swine flu is one of the viruses included in the vaccine
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Chuck J.

"Austere Religious Scholar"
I don't want to goof on short people but, well, maybe I do a little bit. I just find it odd that two guys who by any western standard can be considered below average in physical stature, i.e. short are "the two biggest beings," It seems a lot like a short-man complex going on here.

 

Enthetan

Veteran of the Psychic Wars
It wouldn't surprise me if isolating them and other Scientology VIPs from disease and other perceived dangers is one of the reasons they created that place. It would explain this building that looks like a small luxury hotel:

Uninhibited: No people were observed on the grounds of the remote Scientology base, with only a dog walking around
They go to such lengths to escape. It would be amusing if they discovered they carried it in with them.

 

lotus

Gone away from madness!
Lol

This is another funny difference with language
When used in French it doesn't only have sexual meaning, but the absence of intimacy in a too crowded space. (that can lead to unhealthy behaviors)

For example, given 10 in a 12x12 dorm is a form of promiscuity and the sexual thing is obviously what 12 men full of testosterone, forbidden to have sex, will need to do.. Eventually... The “M" word 😀

Although, I sware that we were so drained and exhausted at Flag, that, when laying down at night, the most exciting thought arising was to finally fall into a deep sleep. 😊

But never forget that you slept so deep, a lot of things might have happened to you... 😜
 
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Lee #28

Well-known member
Hey.....is this info real?

Is this a joke?

@Harold#1 started a thread about new construction going on at this location.....and we were talking about it...

But...is this just a funny story?
 

TheSneakster

Well-known member
OK, so one of those OTVIIIisGrrr8! parody fakes. Got it.

This website is a parody, or a satire, of the Religious Technology Center (RTC) and its Chairman of the Board David Miscavige. Please direct all queries to: [email protected].

Authored by Scientology critic Jeffrey Augustine, this website is in no way connected to the Religious Technology Center aka “RTC”, the Church of Scientology, or any of its affiliate groups.
 

Chuck J.

"Austere Religious Scholar"
Davey and Tom should be out in public showing how unafraid they are instead of running off to their BFF playpen in the desert.
 
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lotus

Gone away from madness!
That caught my attention also....and had me wondering. But let is slide.

:censored:
Because you are terrified of my reply Lee
The words....

😃

But since you are one of my favorite,
I will never embarrass you
😃
 
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Oat Tea Ate

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It wouldn't surprise me if isolating them and other Scientology VIPs from disease and other perceived dangers is one of the reasons they created that place. It would explain this building that looks like a small luxury hotel:

Uninhibited: No people were observed on the grounds of the remote Scientology base, with only a dog walking around
I really don’t think they believe the virus 🦠 will Have any adverse affect On the two biggest beings on Teegeack. Remember, you have to be PTS according to LRH and real evil actual SP’s never get PTAs cuz they have no emotional reactions for their crimes.
 

Lee #28

Well-known member
It will be a wake up call when Sea Org start turning up infected.....and they will. PTS / SP graduate or not...
 
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